Joke of the Week

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then
we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you
should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"

Laugh of the day !

     After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
"So, how is everything going?" enquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It is these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They are a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.......she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.
"That is a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight on your part. You see all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. H ow could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see ..... where did I put that useless tit?"

Kahlil Gibran

The chemist who can extract from his heart's elements compassion, respect, longing, patience, regret, surprise, and forgiveness and compound them into one can create that atom which is called love.

Stand Up For The Love

Jessica Cornish

I’m a normal chick who just wants to bring some goodness to the world.

The journey is way more important than where you end up... Make your life what you want it to be.

Who needs words when forever is in the silence.

Its OK not to be OK. 

I’m like a dinosaur, like a pterodactyl. I’ve been around forever! 

 Being on stage is my home.

 I don’t get embarrassed very easily. I am who I am, and I’m so aware. 

 I’m a big kid. Drinking doesn’t interest me one little bit.

I think its important to expose your flaws in music as well as your positives. As it says, nobody’s perfect. I’m definitely not.  

I don’t care what people think, love is love.

Sometimes you just have to go with your instincts.

The most important thing is to be happy.

Rock my world until the sunlight, make this dream the best I’ve ever known.

 Nothing is a failure just a lesson learned.

 People who wanna spread bad energy, I ain’t got time for them to be in my psyche. 

 I’ve always wanted to save the world in my own little way.

 I have to embrace this time, no matter how mad it gets. Your journey is way more important than your destination. 

Short but Sweet Kahlil Gibran

You may chain my hands, you may shackle my feet; you may even throw me into a dark prison; but you shall not enslave my thinking, because it is free.

It is slavery to live in the mind unless it has become part of the body.

Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair but manifestations of strength and resolution.

Passionate love is a quenchless thirst.

To be closer to god, be closer to people.

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof.

Sayings remain meaningless until they are embodied in habits.

I discovered the secret of the sea in meditation upon the dewdrop.

 Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man.

 For to the bee a flower is a fountain if life
And to the flower a bee is a messenger of love
And to both, bee and flower,
the giving and the receiving is a need and an ecstasy.

Mother Knows Best

Albert Einstein 
 

Our task must be to free ourselves by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty.

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
 

We still do not know one thousandth of one percent of what nature has revealed to us.

The pursuit of truth and beauty is a sphere of activity in which we are permitted to remain children all our lives.

Joy in looking and comprehending is nature's most beautiful gift.

 We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.

 Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.

 Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited.

True Happiness

To feel the essence of true happiness
Rest your attention deep in your heart
Unleash the power of a deep sense of knowing
Enshrined in every part
Humility in every moment
A sense of wonder and awe
Perspective and modesty side by side
Peace and beauty that shine from your core
Instantly present to the authentic True Self
Nourishing your spirit, nurturing your health
Ever forgiving, always giving of your time
Silently grateful and curious of mind, in
Service with love to all humankind
Jonathan Ward